Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

I <3 Hitler

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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