- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Dead girls can't say no.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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