Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Tim likes girls

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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I was watching Fox news.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Penis chickens

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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