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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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