- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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