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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Your mom is so old she died

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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