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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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