today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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