- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

okay so theres this guy.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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