Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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