- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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