Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

roses are red poo is poo

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

purple pickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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