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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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