Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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your face is kinda funny

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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