- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

The Qur'an

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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