- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

KOOKABURRA

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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