whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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