What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Anti Joke

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