Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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read me write me

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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