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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Wolfjob.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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