What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

fish fishy caoimhin

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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