- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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were at work systems r down

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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