- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Guest what in the butt

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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