- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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