Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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