- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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