- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

TIMMY

Oh, go away

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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