- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Cancer.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is older than history?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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