- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Your sex life.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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