What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Your mom

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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