A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I hate Jews The Holocaust

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why so serious ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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