- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

you know whats not funny white boards.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

you know whats not funny white boards.

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