- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A dyslexic blind man

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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