Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drew edminstin is a rat

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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