- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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