What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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