- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Obama

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why can't february march Because april may

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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