What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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