A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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