- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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knock knock come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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