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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Stop Iran! We need the money.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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