- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what is orange? an orange

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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