- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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batman has diarrhea

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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