- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what is orange? an orange

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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