- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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