Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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