What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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