- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

autistic kids rock

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

i just wrote this so hard

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Grace Ackerson

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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