- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I named my son ps2 controller

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

There once was this guy and he fell down

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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