- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That is so fetch

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Where's my tractor?

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Your mother is so fat.

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