- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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