- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

An epileptic man attends a rave.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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