- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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