What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Neither did she.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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