whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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