- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

hey guys im gay

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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