- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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