- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's half of 8? o

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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