- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

i killed my family

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Matt is a Duster!

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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