- Anti Joke

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys