- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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