- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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