Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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