- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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