- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

There's my tractor.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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