can you touch your toes? no

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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