- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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