- Anti Joke

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Rebecca Black sings a song.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday