whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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