why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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star wars kid

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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