Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

how do you win a game try your best

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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