- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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