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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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