Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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