Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

How about that airline food?

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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