- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Click here to end the world.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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