- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

I literally died laughing

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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