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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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