- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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