What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

I literally died laughing

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

alex is cool

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Sam Hengal.

my penis

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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