- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why so serious ?

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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