Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you win a game try your best

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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The WPGA tour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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