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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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