- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Indians

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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