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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

You're a frog

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Abortion.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

White men's rights

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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