- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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