- Anti Joke

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.