What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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