- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why did the black guy die? cancer

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

XD Jackass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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