Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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