so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Golf.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Hail Hitler

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

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