One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Emily Walker.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What comes after 69? 70

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A storm be brewin!

How do you make a car? You build it.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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