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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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