Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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