- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Get up Look in the mirror

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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