- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A mormon walks into a bar.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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