What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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