- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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