- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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