Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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