- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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