- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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