- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Michael Brown

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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