- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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