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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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