- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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