- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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