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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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