- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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