What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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