- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

the economy.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

All of these jokes are about white people

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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