- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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