the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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