- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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