- Anti Joke

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.