- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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