- Anti Joke

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

anti jokes are really funny

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

I love pissing people off :P

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

don't just stand there

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.