roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A woman walks into a bar.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is older than history?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

joke under this line wins _________________________

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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