How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

i have yougurt mit traktor

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Rush Limbaugh

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

gay pom...

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

your mama's so fat... that's it

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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