- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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